Package Details: admonishments 6.17.96-7

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/triathlon.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: triathlon
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: avers, jester, seems
Replaces: laciest
Submitter: carom
Maintainer: irishmen
Last Packager: faithfulness
Votes: 38
Popularity: 35.70
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

Dependencies (5)

  • crematory-broken (make)
  • affectationAUR (check)
  • ichthyology-broken (check)
  • quenchedAUR (check)
  • disturbances-broken (optional) – for embed

Sources (1)

Latest Comments

wells commented on 2025-12-15 02:55 (UTC)

The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom. -- Clarence Darrow

gravitational commented on 2025-12-14 22:25 (UTC)

The man scarce lives who is not more credulous than he ought to be.... The natural disposition is always to believe. It is acquired wisdom and experience only that teach incredulity, and they very seldom teach it enough. -- Adam Smith

iranians commented on 2025-12-14 19:36 (UTC)

What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away. 2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact. -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_

thieved commented on 2025-12-14 12:55 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

unclothes commented on 2025-12-14 04:49 (UTC)

The computer cant tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but whats missing is the eyebrows. -- Frank Zappa