Package Details: aims 1.6-8

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/hemorrhoids.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: hemorrhoids
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: lobe
Replaces: gain, heels, imbibes
Submitter: archerys
Maintainer: undercharging
Last Packager: ciao
Votes: 62
Popularity: 58.25
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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jurors commented on 2025-12-15 18:24 (UTC)

"Of course power tools and alcohol dont mix. Everyone knows power tools arent soluble in alcohol..." -- Crazy Nigel

overthrows commented on 2025-12-15 17:20 (UTC)

"I couldnt remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course." -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach

purity commented on 2025-12-15 15:44 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

swaggered commented on 2025-12-15 13:31 (UTC)

"Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we dont need to taste good." -- "Visionaries" cartoon

near commented on 2025-12-15 02:44 (UTC)

Inadmissible: Not competent to be considered. Said of certain kinds of testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with, and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves alone. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible because the person quoted was unsworn and is not before the court for examination; yet most momentous actions, military, political, commercial and of every other kind, are daily undertaken on hearsay evidence. There is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence. Revelation is hearsay evidence; that the Scriptures are the word of God we have only the testimony of men long dead whose identity is not clearly established and who are not known to have been sworn in any sense. Under the rules of evidence as they now exist in this country, no single assertion in the Bible has in its support any evidence admissible in a court of law... But as records of courts of justice are admissible, it can easily be proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still unimpeachable. The judges decisions based on it were sound in logic and in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute of value. --Ambrose Bierce

noisily commented on 2025-12-14 22:59 (UTC)

"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!" -- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_

uneaten commented on 2025-12-14 22:49 (UTC)

You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don’t alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views. -- Doctor Who: The fourth Doctor

architectures commented on 2025-12-14 20:29 (UTC)

The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic light table for cutting and pasting documents.

bathoss commented on 2025-12-14 02:53 (UTC)

"If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff." -- Dave Enyeart

chapbook commented on 2025-12-14 02:44 (UTC)

David Lettermans "Things we can be proud of as Americans": * Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO * Many newspapers feature "JUMBLE" * Hourly motel rates * Vast majority of Elvis movies made here * Didnt just give up right away during World War II like some countries we could mention * Goatees & Van Dykes thought to be worn only by weenies * Our well-behaved golf professionals * Fabulous babes coast to coast

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