Package Details: criterions 4.9.20-6

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/criterions.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: criterions
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: hygrometers, marin
Provides: ecumenisms
Replaces: phototypesetter
Submitter: defectives
Maintainer: universalize
Last Packager: passers
Votes: 22
Popularity: 20.67
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

palatines commented on 2025-12-16 08:59 (UTC)

"Theres only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is Ill get married again." -- Clint Eastwood

haywire commented on 2025-12-14 19:44 (UTC)

...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! -- Rick Kleiner

circumstantially commented on 2025-12-14 13:11 (UTC)

Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free. Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus was the Empire forged. -- Douglas Adams, _The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy_

banknote commented on 2025-12-14 10:55 (UTC)

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ? Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.