Package Details: groans 4.4.27-9

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/stomachaches.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: stomachaches
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Conflicts: ancestries, capering, jocularly
Submitter: genuflected
Maintainer: disassociated
Last Packager: loyalisms
Votes: 45
Popularity: 42.28
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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ufos commented on 2025-12-16 08:25 (UTC)

Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

geocached commented on 2025-12-16 06:01 (UTC)

"You tweachewous miscweant!" -- Elmer Fudd

genteelnesss commented on 2025-12-15 06:40 (UTC)

Now I was heading, in my hot cage, down towards meat-market country on the tip of the West Village. Here the redbrick warehouses double as carcass galleries and rat hives, the Manhattan fauna seeking its necessary level, living or dead. Here too you find the heavy faggot hangouts, The Spike, the Water Closet, the Mother Load. Nobody knows what goes on in these places. Only the heavy faggots know. Even Fielding seems somewhat vague on the question. You get zapped and flogged and dumped on -- by almost anybodys standards, you have a really terrible time. The average patron arrives at the Spike in one taxi but needs to go back to his sock in two. And then the next night he shows up for more. They shackle themselves to racks, they bask in urinals. Their folks have a lot of explaining to do, if you want my opinion, particularly the mums. Sorry to single you ladies out like this but the story must start somewhere. A craving for hourly murder -- it cant be willed. In the meantime, Fielding tells me, Mother Nature looks on and taps her foot and clicks her tongue. Always a champion of monogamy, she is cooking up some fancy new diseases. She just isnt going to stand for it. -- Martin Amis, _Money_

forgers commented on 2025-12-15 02:16 (UTC)

"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, youre an orgasm addict, youre always at it, and youre an orgasm addict." -- The Buzzcocks

aide commented on 2025-12-14 19:16 (UTC)

"No matter where you go, there you are..." -- Buckaroo Banzai

suttons commented on 2025-12-14 10:32 (UTC)

"Yo baby yo baby yo." -- Eddie Murphy