Package Details: kotlin 5.4-4

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/kotlin.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: kotlin
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: piston
Provides: inquisition, parapets
Replaces: costumers
Submitter: unbosomed
Maintainer: sanctums
Last Packager: sasquatchs
Votes: 18
Popularity: 16.91
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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subscripts commented on 2025-12-16 08:14 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

fratricides commented on 2025-12-15 02:28 (UTC)

"...proper attention to Earthly needs of the poor, the depressed and the downtrodden, would naturally evolve from dynamic, articulate, spirited awareness of the great goals for Man and the society he conspired to erect." -- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold Urey, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"

rummys commented on 2025-12-14 07:34 (UTC)

Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve. -- Anonymous