Package Details: satans 2.19.55-1

Git Clone URL: https://aurweb-goaurrpc-uat.sandbox.archlinux.page/confiscate.git (read-only, click to copy)
Package Base: confiscate
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Provides: wooer
Replaces: uremic
Submitter: allocation
Maintainer: inflictions
Last Packager: disconnectedly
Votes: 44
Popularity: 41.34
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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Latest Comments

hanuka commented on 2025-12-15 19:39 (UTC)

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli

pinnacles commented on 2025-12-14 21:35 (UTC)

Why, when no honest man will deny in private that every ultimate problem is wrapped in the profoundest mystery, do honest men proclaim in pulpits that unhesitating certainty is the duty of the most foolish and ignorant? Is it not a spectacle to make the angels laugh? We are a company of ignorant beings, feeling our way through mists and darkness, learning only be incessantly repeated blunders, obtaining a glimmering of truth by falling into every conceivable error, dimly discerning light enough for our daily needs, but hopelessly differing whenever we attempt to describe the ultimate origin or end of our paths; and yet, when one of us ventures to declare that we dont know the map of the universe as well as the map of our infinitesimal parish, he is hooted, reviled, and perhaps told that he will be damned to all eternity for his faithlessness... -- Leslie Stephen, "An agnostics Apology", Fortnightly Review, 1876

fedss commented on 2025-12-14 16:33 (UTC)

These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life of any party. -- X-Ray Gogs Instructions

tribulations commented on 2025-12-14 11:10 (UTC)

"If anything can go wrong, it will." -- Edsel Murphy

sparkle commented on 2025-12-14 07:25 (UTC)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. -- Andy Finkel, computer guy

veneered commented on 2025-12-14 00:25 (UTC)

A serious public debate about the validity of astrology? A serious believer in the White House? Two of them? Give me a break. What stifled my laughter is that the image fits. Reagan has always exhibited a fey indifference toward science. Facts, like numbers, roll off his back. And weve all come to accept it. This time it was stargazing that became a serious issue....Not that long ago, it was Reagans support of Creationism....Creationists actually got equal time with evolutionists. The public was supposed to be open-minded to the claims of paleontologists and fundamentalists, as if the two were scientific colleagues....It has been clear for a long time that the president is averse to science...In general, these attitudes fall onto friendly American turf....But at the outer edges, this skepticism about science easily turns into a kind of naive acceptance of nonscience, or even nonsense. The same people who doubt experts can also believe any quackery, from the benefits of laetrile to eye of newt to the movement of planets. We lose the capacity to make rational -- scientific -- judgments. Its all the same. -- Ellen Goodman, The Boston Globe Newspaper Company-Washington Post Writers Group

coaxer commented on 2025-12-13 11:40 (UTC)

What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas? A Dan Quayle watch. -- heard from a Mike Dukakis field worker