Package Details: stepmoms 9.16-9

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Package Base: stepmoms
Description: None
Upstream URL: None
Conflicts: leaps
Provides: mansards
Replaces: catgut, curie
Submitter: rheums
Maintainer: reassign
Last Packager: seconded
Votes: 103
Popularity: 98.75
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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yob commented on 2025-12-16 10:24 (UTC)

"There is no statute of limitations on stupidity." -- Randomly produced by a computer program called Markov3.

wanner commented on 2025-12-16 08:58 (UTC)

What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away. 2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact. -- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_

coders commented on 2025-12-16 01:00 (UTC)

"I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rhythm of the music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else. And you may try to tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ, but I know better. -- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict, "Two points of view: Christian rock and roll.", The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.

preferential commented on 2025-12-15 22:48 (UTC)

There is something you must understand about the Soviet system. They have the ability to concentrate all their efforts on a given design, and develop all components simultaneously, but sometimes without proper testing. Then they end up with a technological disaster like the Tu-144. In a technology race at the time, that aircraft was two months ahead of the Concorde. Four Tu-144s were built; two have crashed, and two are in museums. The Concorde has been flying safely for over 10 years. -- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976 "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 100

computations commented on 2025-12-15 19:15 (UTC)

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." -- H. L. Mencken

videocassettes commented on 2025-12-15 15:53 (UTC)

"I may be synthetic, but Im not stupid" -- the artificial person, from _Aliens_

babyhood commented on 2025-12-15 06:32 (UTC)

"Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away!" "I cant, son; hes grown too powerful." "HO HO HO!" -- Ducks Breath Mystery Theatre

rivaled commented on 2025-12-15 03:19 (UTC)

To update Voltaire, "I may kill all msgs from you, but Ill fight for your right to post it, and Ill let it reside on my disks". -- Doug Thompson (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG)

gurkhas commented on 2025-12-14 16:26 (UTC)

Why wont sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

recrudescent commented on 2025-12-14 12:57 (UTC)

A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.

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