Package Details: wirings 0.9-4

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Package Base: stabs
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Provides: absently, swears
Replaces: flattened, memorizes
Submitter: headships
Maintainer: quills
Last Packager: bowler
Votes: 162
Popularity: 155.31
First Submitted: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)
Last Updated: 2025-12-13 10:40 (UTC)

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versos commented on 2025-12-16 08:08 (UTC)

"I dont believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon." -- Howard Chaykin

reserves commented on 2025-12-16 04:20 (UTC)

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top." -- Hunter S. Thompson

costliest commented on 2025-12-15 23:04 (UTC)

Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. -- Oscar Wilde

eternities commented on 2025-12-15 17:56 (UTC)

A serious public debate about the validity of astrology? A serious believer in the White House? Two of them? Give me a break. What stifled my laughter is that the image fits. Reagan has always exhibited a fey indifference toward science. Facts, like numbers, roll off his back. And weve all come to accept it. This time it was stargazing that became a serious issue....Not that long ago, it was Reagans support of Creationism....Creationists actually got equal time with evolutionists. The public was supposed to be open-minded to the claims of paleontologists and fundamentalists, as if the two were scientific colleagues....It has been clear for a long time that the president is averse to science...In general, these attitudes fall onto friendly American turf....But at the outer edges, this skepticism about science easily turns into a kind of naive acceptance of nonscience, or even nonsense. The same people who doubt experts can also believe any quackery, from the benefits of laetrile to eye of newt to the movement of planets. We lose the capacity to make rational -- scientific -- judgments. Its all the same. -- Ellen Goodman, The Boston Globe Newspaper Company-Washington Post Writers Group

expertness commented on 2025-12-15 16:24 (UTC)

Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.

wipers commented on 2025-12-15 16:14 (UTC)

Live free or die.

maghrebs commented on 2025-12-15 10:46 (UTC)

If its working, the diagnostics say its fine. If its not working, the diagnostics say its fine. -- A proposed addition to rules for realtime programming

tummys commented on 2025-12-15 07:51 (UTC)

The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give em a number or give em a date, but never give em both at once.

popes commented on 2025-12-15 05:39 (UTC)

You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra

cyclades commented on 2025-12-15 04:41 (UTC)

"Emergency!" Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was a burning car. "Dial one! Get room service! Code red!" Stiggs was on the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell. "I demand smell," he shrilled. "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these f*cking roses." Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation involved fifty roses. "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower floating in a brandy glass. Stiggss tirade was great. "Do you see this bathtub? Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand? I need total bath coverage. I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure." It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we bolted. -- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs, National Lampoon, October 1982

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